I saw this post on my friend Kait Dugan‘s Facebook profile and had to post it up here and let everyone get in on the fun. The real highlight for me was the alternate captions put up by Kait’s friend Matthew Beale. Here is the original caption, Matthew’s, and then an open invitation to offer your own. Have fun!

Jesus: “No, I’m not talking about Twitter. I literally want you to follow me”

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Jesus: “Sorry man, I’m fresh outta weed. But I’ve got something even better than drugs!”

Kid: “If you died tonight, do know for sure whether you would go to heaven or hell?”

Kid: “But do you ever feel guilty when you don’t vote Republican?”

Think you can do any better? Bring it in the comments below.